Aardvarkian Humour

Being a collection of my humourous writings over the years

The Man Who Shouts "Asparagus!" - a poem I wrote after hearing about an answering machine message which was just "Creamed Asparagus!".

Pangolin conspiracy theories - pangolins are tublia edentates like aardvarks and echidnas. Also, they are true mammals like aardvarks, unlike echidnas which are monotremes. However, pangolins are scaled, aardvarks are hairy, and echidnas have spikes. After that, things get _really_ confusing...

This is what happens when you push a sys-admin over the edge.

Databasing Blues - something I wrote once while writing a database system for requirements traceability in OpenVMS.

Jabberwocky - a parody of Lewis Caroll's famous poem I knocked out for poetry day a fer years ago.

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